May 2010
1 post
November 2009
3 posts
“I’m actually going to the valley naked”
“FUCK LITERARY CLASSICS, I WANT MY POON”
“so i had a dream that (redacted) was annoying you and being mean and i asked him...”
– Me, in a PM to Mickey once. Why isn’t this on ThingsVSaid? (via plainjaneonpennylane)
October 2009
1 post
красотой спасется мир says:
I didn't take it out yet
wearie. says:
that's what she said!
the penis
is in the vag
and she hasnt taken it out yet
HAHAHA
HILARIOUS
September 2009
31 posts
“OH YOU LYING WHORE.”
“Why are we even going to this dumb party let’s go back to yours and keep...”
“The gloopy makes the vodka smooth.”
“Pushing you down the stairs is my job!”
“stop telling me things that I said that I DON’T REMEMBER”
“Don’t take that shit. Cut his cheek. With a shank.”
“You have to sell your body, I can’t do it because I have a boyfriend.”
“you better come up soon, or I will nom on yr face.”
“You’re a bore. Advanced maths = zzzz”
“say it.
SAY V IS THE GREATEST.”
“omg the devil just signed in on msn.”
“you should attach balls and then post a picture of your pants.”
“My novel is smutty. You can’t read it.”
“SEND HER THE GOAT!”
“You should psychoanalyse him. The mind of young (redacted), angsty teenage boy...”
“When she said bye, I nearly replied with dinosaur noises.”
“I am in love with this song, it makes me want to have babies with it. I mean the...”
“wow I had a dream that we both made out with (redacted), at the same time, and...”
“I can’t remember how many times i have talked to you naked on msn”
“I will make you eat my chocolate willy, and you will choke and gag...”
“Holy shit I think I just had sex with the pringles can!”
“Ew, his taste in men is worse than his taste in women. Wait, I didn’t mean...”
“Can we die in each others’ arms crying mascara down our faces for dramatic...”
“It’s okay you’re not here, fat and ugly version of you is.”
“I wish I could hand you a box of poon, but alas I cannot.”
“People love us, they are just too scared of their feelings to show it.”
“I want a baby! No I don’t! Get pregnant so I can play with your baby!”
“There are mini plastics on the train talking about me. I’m gonna kill...”
“Tell them birds ate his face.”
“One day when we’re both single, we’re road tripping and getting some...”