May 25, 2010

November 25, 2009
“ I’m actually going to the valley naked

November 17, 2009
“ FUCK LITERARY CLASSICS, I WANT MY POON

November 15, 2009
“

so i had a dream that (redacted) was annoying you and being mean and i asked him why and all of a sudden he was on top of me kissing me and telling me he liked me.

and then we were having a conversation with him on msn
and he was like

“i can’t talk right now but i love you so much! bye!”

and then yes…i woke up coz i needed to pee.

then i went back to sleep and dreamt about gay coloured pens, my workmate ben, john mayer being a car and crocodiles trying to eat my dog.
Me, in a PM to Mickey once.
Why isn’t this on ThingsVSaid? (via plainjaneonpennylane)

October 29, 2009
  • красотой спасется мир says:
  • I didn't take it out yet
  • wearie. says:
  • that's what she said!
  • the penis
  • is in the vag
  • and she hasnt taken it out yet
  • HAHAHA
  • HILARIOUS
September 23, 2009
“I saw this and thought of you”

“I saw this and thought of you”

September 21, 2009
“ OH YOU LYING WHORE.

September 9, 2009
“ Why are we even going to this dumb party let’s go back to yours and keep playing Goldeneye.

“ The gloopy makes the vodka smooth.

September 8, 2009
“ Pushing you down the stairs is my job!